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Here is 2 a examples of my "Baby Ducks"
Heather (2 yrs old) and Kristin (3yrs old) upstairs playing in their room. Daddy(me) is downstairs. (ex)wife is who knows where.
Loud thump is heard from upstairs. No cries or screams so they didnt kill each other (minor worry where sisters are concerned).
dad heads up the stairs to investigate. Coming DOWN the stairs is Kristin (K-duck) I ask what happened and she keeps going ans shrugs and says "ask Heather".
okkkkkk... I go into their room and see that they have somehow pulled the top drawer from their dresser all the way out and that was the thump of it hitting the floor.
I replace it , repack the clothing in it and close it up. I have asked Heather (H-duck) why this happened. her reply is "Ask Kristin"
Remembering Kristin went down stairs i pick up Heather and head down.
I find Kristin in the kitchen stuffing her shirt full of cookies she had climbed on the counter to get.
To make a long story short and edit out the toddler talk this was the plan.
They wanted cookies. they knew daddy would not let them have cookies.
So they devised a plan to pull the drawer out and have it make noise(Planned distraction) to get dad upstairs away from the cookies(off post) while Kristin went and raided the cookie jar(direct assault), having ALREADY scouted and prepositioned(reconnaissance) herself on the stairs to give her extra time(sneak attack).
I was to go find the drawer out be distracted by (Acting dumb) Heather to forget Kristin went downstairs( focus manipulation) , fix it and replace it (waste time)and then just go back down the stairs while Kristin passed me back(duped) up the stairs with a shirt full of cookies and none would be the wiser(Mission Accomplished).
This is my daughters at ages 2 and 3 !
Fast forward
A long while back when the first Iphone came out for Christmas they( K-duck & H-Duck) both wanted one. However everyone was sold out of them and none were to be found anywhere.
Irrelevant they WANTED one.
So they made a contest between themselves. to see which one of them could get their boyfriends (Plural. They DID inherit their mommies looks thankfully!) to not just get them one but give it to them before Christmas.
Elapsed time was 7 hours and 12 min.
Heather beat her sister Kristin by exactly 4 min flat.
(Eventually they both ended with 3 Iphones apiece before Christmas)
This is my daughters in their teens.
They have NOT gotten dumber since.....
They are after all MY daughters !
Eric
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Here is 2 a examples of my "Baby Ducks"
Heather (2 yrs old) and Kristin (3yrs old) upstairs playing in their room. Daddy(me) is downstairs. (ex)wife is who knows where.
Loud thump is heard from upstairs. No cries or screams so they didnt kill each other (minor worry where sisters are concerned).
dad heads up the stairs to investigate. Coming DOWN the stairs is Kristin (K-duck) I ask what happened and she keeps going ans shrugs and says "ask Heather".
okkkkkk... I go into their room and see that they have somehow pulled the top drawer from their dresser all the way out and that was the thump of it hitting the floor.
I replace it , repack the clothing in it and close it up. I have asked Heather (H-duck) why this happened. her reply is "Ask Kristin"
Remembering Kristin went down stairs i pick up Heather and head down.
I find Kristin in the kitchen stuffing her shirt full of cookies she had climbed on the counter to get.
To make a long story short and edit out the toddler talk this was the plan.
They wanted cookies. they knew daddy would not let them have cookies.
So they devised a plan to pull the drawer out and have it make noise(Planned distraction) to get dad upstairs away from the cookies(off post) while Kristin went and raided the cookie jar(direct assault), having ALREADY scouted and prepositioned(reconnaissance) herself on the stairs to give her extra time(sneak attack).
I was to go find the drawer out be distracted by (Acting dumb) Heather to forget Kristin went downstairs( focus manipulation) , fix it and replace it (waste time)and then just go back down the stairs while Kristin passed me back(duped) up the stairs with a shirt full of cookies and none would be the wiser(Mission Accomplished).
This is my daughters at ages 2 and 3 !
Fast forward
A long while back when the first Iphone came out for Christmas they( K-duck & H-Duck) both wanted one. However everyone was sold out of them and none were to be found anywhere.
Irrelevant they WANTED one.
So they made a contest between themselves. to see which one of them could get their boyfriends (Plural. They DID inherit their mommies looks thankfully!) to not just get them one but give it to them before Christmas.
Elapsed time was 7 hours and 12 min.
Heather beat her sister Kristin by exactly 4 min flat.
(Eventually they both ended with 3 Iphones apiece before Christmas)
This is my daughters in their teens.
They have NOT gotten dumber since.....
They are after all MY daughters !
Eric
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Pissed at people.
1st that the police feel it is perfectly OK to murder someone defending his home and those he loves and because they will investigate themselves and (obviously) find they did nothing wrong Yesterday I posted a murder by the police that took place when a person was defending both himself. his GF and his home by bringing a gun to the door when the police beat on it did NOT identify themselves and then when he opened it they murdered him immediately even going so far to shoot him in the back several times even though he was dying or dead. The reason it disgusts me is twofold that is relevant to the country today. 1st that the police feel it is perfectly OK to murder someone defending his home and those he loves and because they will investigate themselves and (obviously) find they did nothing wrong. Which has been the normal state of affairs when it come to anything the police do wrong or criminal. However there is no protest over this , no riots , no nothing because of one VERY
Phoenix cops kill man over video game
Ryan Whitaker was sitting at home with his girlfriend playing video games when he was killed by police. A noise complaint from an annoyed neighbor resulted in cops shooting and killing a man within five seconds of him opening his front door. Ryan Whitaker opened the door holding a gun in his right hand which is legal in Arizona but it made the cops fear for their lives. However, the cops never gave him a chance to put the gun down which he appeared to be trying to do when one cop shot him in the back three times. "Why did you guys shoot him?" Whitaker's girlfriend, Brandee Nees, yelled as she stepped into the doorway. "He just pulled a gun on us, ma'am," Phoenix police officer Jeff Cooke said. "Because it's dark and someone just knocked on the door," Nees responded. When Phoenix police officer John Ferragamo asked Nees if she and Whitaker had been fighting, she told him they were only playing video games. "Literally we were making salsa and playing Crash Bandicoot so there
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Such Girls. I was an Only Daughter and Knew if I had a Sister I would Get away with So Much more.
As it is My very Strict Parents were to be Obeyed. However if there was Trouble Daddy was Right there to Help Me. As when that Girl stole the Strand of Black Pearls and I had to prove I was not part of it.
As it is My very Strict Parents were to be Obeyed. However if there was Trouble Daddy was Right there to Help Me. As when that Girl stole the Strand of Black Pearls and I had to prove I was not part of it.